My ex boyfriend is now the boyfriend of my ex...
Not that it hasn’t happened before, but come on!
I should write a book: How to fuck up a life in 5...
greatwhitegravity: haughtyhoundstooth: Holy shit, what a fucking bitch. THOMAS IF IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH SOMETHING THAT’S COLD, I’M NOT GONNA BE HAPPY. Seriously, somebody slap her and lock her away.
Reblog if your penis is perfect.
The notes… The notes!